Friday, November 28, 2008

My Golden Army

What do you do with a hunting beard when your done hunting? Mimic the latest movie you pirated, of course. Which would be Hellboy 2. And tonight I will be drinking as much as he did. That is, I'll try to fit it in between slaying evil creatures from elfland and just being a badass in general.

I should mention that the look doesn't really fit right unless you have a stunning jawline like Ivan Drago or, as you know, Ron Perlman. Still, I really wish I could have that gun.

Well, with that, I'll be visiting every lowly biker bar in Milwaukee because im quiet sure you don't fuck with someone that has this on their face. Or at least let's hope so.

Listening to: Don't Trust Me by 3OH!3

PS, Here's a Toofer:

Titled: Only in Wisconsin


Gregor said...

Merry Christmas

MrB said...

a poker tourney would be a good place to show off your bear. and i'm also way behind on blogging...